i've been a horrible blogger lately. and i mean really horrible. im sorry, but im getting caught up with seeing everyone before i go back to school. last night Lisa came over and im positive right when she came, she packed my fucking brain. so at first we were just talking but then i went crazy...make that WE went crazy. and when Lisa + Priya + crazy happens....all you can do is fucking hope that we don't pull any of our shenanigans. but obviously it's us...we are gonna pull our shenanigans. anyway. we made this rap song that's just really fucking awesome. if you wanna see it add me on facebook. and obviously we took like a bunch of pictures. we're picture people. haha. anyway. i added all this stuff on to facebook. and after she left my mom asked me "what did you pack?" (Lisa was supposed to help me pack, but clearly that did not happen.) before i answered she saw that i was looking at a video on facebook. and it was the one of me that Lisa recorded. and she asked, "what did you pack?! your BRAIN?"
turns out i really did pack my fucking brain.
so i was up till like three in the morning doing fucking laundry. and i got ONE fucking load done. ONE! that's right. just ONE! first i put a load in at like midnight. or something around then. and when it finished i realized i didn't put any detergent in it because we didn't have any in the house, they were in the garage! so i had to re-do that fucking load. and then....when it finished again i put it in the dryer and it took two fucking hours for the fucking shit to fucking dry because i forgot to take out the goddamn motherfucking lint!
i really did pack my brain.
☮ hope ♥
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Saturday, August 21, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Britney Spears
so im sorry i haven't blogged in forever. i have to tell you about what happened on friday while i was at Barnes & Noble with Lisa. so i was talking to Lisa and Brian sent me this text "Did you hear! Hillary duff just put a cover out of oops i did it again!" and i was like "Whatttttt????" and he was like "Remember shes trying to become britany speers!" the fucker can't even spell her name right lol. anyway by this point i was freaking the fuck out. i fucking love Britney Spears, if you didn't already know. and anyway im like flipping shit. then i was like "That was miley!!! But i dont get what hilary duff did! Did she sing a song or whatt??" then this is what i get "haha damn i messed it up i was trying to fuck with you" is he fucking kidding me?!?! you don't joke about that shit. anyway. i still love him.
Friday, May 28, 2010
so happy
so yesterday i saw Lisa and it was mucho exciting!! but today was the most excitingest thing. IM EMPLOYED!!! i now work at Ann Taylor Loft. and now one of my nine summer goals is complete. and i created a list of the chapters i will learn each week for chemistry. and after im done with calculus i shall pick Rosetta Stone in Hindi AND an AP physics book, that way i can learn physics. before i actually take the class. and to celebrate my job, my mom and i went to TCBY!!!! so yummy in my tummy!
☮ hope ♥
☮ hope ♥
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
updates updates updates
so i haven't blogged in literally a week, i've just been so busy with finals and getting home and stuff, so here's to one long post.
so tuesday i was major major major freaking out about my chemistry exam that was on thursday. and to add to that my friend Geoffery decided to drop the bomb: he knew my friend Brian. and i have mentioned Brian multiple times, because for some reason i really think that Rebecca and Brian need to hook up. i have no clue why, but i really think they need to get together. so Rebecca, Geoffery, and me are sitting at this table in the library, and we're in the area where we can talk. and then Geoffery says, "I know Brian Beisel, well im not sure if it's the same one but i know one" and im like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Describe him!" and he goes "tall, average weight, curly brown hair" and im like "OHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!" he says he knew Brian from an orchestra camp in Philly when he was a freshmen so i text Brian "so did you go to an orchestra camp when you were a sophomore in Philly?" and Brian's like "how did you know thattt?!?!?!" i felt like a complete creeper so i called him and told him what was going on and i also told him about Rebecca and he was like "send me a picture of the both of them" so i did. and the idiot thought that Rebecca was also from the camp and i was like "nooooo she's the girl im trying to set you up with." and then he was like "what prompted this?" so i had to tell him the story about how his ex-girlfriend asked me about how i like nyu and i couldn't fucking lie to her because i fucking love nyu. im sooo fucking happy there. so i basically told her the truth, and i thought that i convinced her to come to nyu. and me and Brian talked for a bit and i was hoping he would never hear this story but clearly that didn't happen.
so wednesday i was major freaking the fuck out about chemistry. like for real. in a twenty-four time period, i had ten coffees, two vibrancy drinks, and a cig, i don't even smoke! i told Brian about this and i was like im gonna die and i told him what i did and he said that he would kill me. but he'd never do that; he loves me. anyway i was studying my ass off with Rebecca and Hanah. Rebecca, Geoffery, and me also got frozen yogurt when we were taking a study break. and that day in the library i was so much in the zone to the point that i couldn't hear my friends calling me and the other reason is probably that i had my music on really loud. and i still think that i failed my exam.
thursday, i had to turn my take home final exam. and then when i was walking to the building i realized i forgot to print out my works cited page. and then i went to library printed it out and turned it in. then i slept for a few hours and i got lunch with Alec and freaked the fuck out because i had my chemistry exam and then right after i had another exam. and i think i did alright on that exam. so after my exams i hit the library up again with Rebecca. and Hanah said she was treating me to frozen yogurt, but i don't let people treat me i just let them think that they will treat me. and then after we went back to the library for some chemistry fun. and then this guy Matt was also there. i don't think i've mentioned him, but he used me for chemistry and to get to Rebecca (he wants her so bad like it's sooooo funny, and she really doesn't want him. and im trying to get her with Brian) and for Starbucks. i don't remember when this happened but we were in the library and i was being polite because that's just me unless you give me a reason to be mean, which many people do. anyway so i was like im going to Starbucks anyone want anything (anyone being Matt and Rebecca) and Matt was like "yeah i'll have a grande iced caramel machiato" i was expecting him to pay me back but he didn't. so finally on thursday i was like pay me back, and by the way, he was drinking in the library, and smelt like ughhhhh. like i hate the smell of beer, any other alcohol is fine just not beer. i hate beer the smell the taste everything. who the fuck fucking drinks in a fucking library? like for real. so i asked him for my money which he did give back thankfully, otherwise he would've gotten a piece of me. then at like three the upper areas of the library were closing and Geoffery, Rebecca, and me were going to leave then. just then Annie told me butt guy was downstairs sitting right across from her i didn't want to see him, but then i had to. i ended up walking almost all the way back to my dorm with Rebecca and Geoffery but then i turned around went right back to the library to stare at him like a creeper..not really. i actually did study for my chemistry lab final. ughhh i really wanna tapp that shittttt, but that's not gonna happen now is it? so i was at the library till 5:30 and i went to bed at 6 woke up at 7.
and now on to friday. like i said i woke up at seven so basically an hour of sleep, and i was leaving, and i had literally nothing packed, and didn't sell my books, and i hadn't been to the gym in three days. so i was not in a good mood. anyway i had to go to Bath and Body Works, to pick up my mom's Mother's Day gift and to Papyrus to get a card. and i had a few other things to do. i did them, went to lunch with Hanah and Rebecca and Geoffery also came. then we all went to our exam and i got out of their asap. like i couldn't deal with that shit. and so i left sold my books and began freaking the fuck out. i didn't have anything packed. all i had done was getting the posters off of my wall. and i texted Hanah, Annie, Steffany, Alec, Geoffery, and Rebecca that i was in my room and i needed help! and Hanah-bless her heart- my parents would have killed me if it weren't for her. she literally packed everything for me. and when my parents were stuck in the Holland Tunnel i did a little bhangra for Rebecca, Alejandra, and Geoffery. my parents picked me up and that's when it hit me. i really do not want to leave new york city. im in love with it, and i don't think i'll ever want to leave. i told this to Brian who was drunk at formal and he seemed to take it well.
saturday. well i slept for like twelve hours because i was sooooo sleep deprived. i saw Lisa too. and obviously i was obnoxious as ever at Barnes & Noble (what's new there?) it was nice seeing her. i hadn't seen her in forever. and then that night i went to a friends house. and you all know that i am a light weight. we were playing an intense round of vodka/orange juice pong...which i did fucking win but i thought it would be a good idea to chugg the rest. and then i had two coconut rum and orange juices. and then James told me some stuff about this bitch which you guys do not know about, and that made me sad so my friends were like petron!!! tequilla!!! so i had seven drinks but thankfully i kept eating so i didn't get sick. and i remember everything!! so it's all good.
sunday. that was Mother's Day, and i was hungover. and then Brian texted and was like "whattt your not gonna come home" or some shit like that and i didn't know what he was talking about because i was so hungover and then he clarified and i was like ohhh and i told him i didn't wanna be home and shit like that and he DID NOT take the news well. then i visited my grandmother who's at my mom's sister's house...i would say my aunt, but she's not an aunt to me. in my opinion you earn a name, aunt, sister, brother, etc.., by what you do. this woman has never done a single thing that makes her my aunt. i absolutely hate that bitch. she's a fucking motherfucker. my parents and i went out for dinner and that was fun.
monday, i slept a lot. ate a lot of junk food, like way way way way way too much and then went to the gym. and i started a 1000 piece puzzle. surprisingly my mother did not get mad at me. also my dad's family friends were like is it okay if we come on saturday or sunday and obviously my parents were like of course so that meant that on tuesday i had to clean all of my shit because on wednesday (today) the cleaning people were coming. i get these people are really important not just to my parents but in the world but still i just got home gimme a break.
tuesday. CLEANING MY SHIT! the end. and then i went to a restaurant with some friends. then when i got home cleaning some more. like a lot more and i had a shit load of fucking shit to clean. it was fucking intense. like not good. and my mom is in crazy bitch mode. so that does not help my case.
so there's my life since the last time i posted. today's post will be coming shortly.
☮ hope ♥
so tuesday i was major major major freaking out about my chemistry exam that was on thursday. and to add to that my friend Geoffery decided to drop the bomb: he knew my friend Brian. and i have mentioned Brian multiple times, because for some reason i really think that Rebecca and Brian need to hook up. i have no clue why, but i really think they need to get together. so Rebecca, Geoffery, and me are sitting at this table in the library, and we're in the area where we can talk. and then Geoffery says, "I know Brian Beisel, well im not sure if it's the same one but i know one" and im like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Describe him!" and he goes "tall, average weight, curly brown hair" and im like "OHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!" he says he knew Brian from an orchestra camp in Philly when he was a freshmen so i text Brian "so did you go to an orchestra camp when you were a sophomore in Philly?" and Brian's like "how did you know thattt?!?!?!" i felt like a complete creeper so i called him and told him what was going on and i also told him about Rebecca and he was like "send me a picture of the both of them" so i did. and the idiot thought that Rebecca was also from the camp and i was like "nooooo she's the girl im trying to set you up with." and then he was like "what prompted this?" so i had to tell him the story about how his ex-girlfriend asked me about how i like nyu and i couldn't fucking lie to her because i fucking love nyu. im sooo fucking happy there. so i basically told her the truth, and i thought that i convinced her to come to nyu. and me and Brian talked for a bit and i was hoping he would never hear this story but clearly that didn't happen.
so wednesday i was major freaking the fuck out about chemistry. like for real. in a twenty-four time period, i had ten coffees, two vibrancy drinks, and a cig, i don't even smoke! i told Brian about this and i was like im gonna die and i told him what i did and he said that he would kill me. but he'd never do that; he loves me. anyway i was studying my ass off with Rebecca and Hanah. Rebecca, Geoffery, and me also got frozen yogurt when we were taking a study break. and that day in the library i was so much in the zone to the point that i couldn't hear my friends calling me and the other reason is probably that i had my music on really loud. and i still think that i failed my exam.
thursday, i had to turn my take home final exam. and then when i was walking to the building i realized i forgot to print out my works cited page. and then i went to library printed it out and turned it in. then i slept for a few hours and i got lunch with Alec and freaked the fuck out because i had my chemistry exam and then right after i had another exam. and i think i did alright on that exam. so after my exams i hit the library up again with Rebecca. and Hanah said she was treating me to frozen yogurt, but i don't let people treat me i just let them think that they will treat me. and then after we went back to the library for some chemistry fun. and then this guy Matt was also there. i don't think i've mentioned him, but he used me for chemistry and to get to Rebecca (he wants her so bad like it's sooooo funny, and she really doesn't want him. and im trying to get her with Brian) and for Starbucks. i don't remember when this happened but we were in the library and i was being polite because that's just me unless you give me a reason to be mean, which many people do. anyway so i was like im going to Starbucks anyone want anything (anyone being Matt and Rebecca) and Matt was like "yeah i'll have a grande iced caramel machiato" i was expecting him to pay me back but he didn't. so finally on thursday i was like pay me back, and by the way, he was drinking in the library, and smelt like ughhhhh. like i hate the smell of beer, any other alcohol is fine just not beer. i hate beer the smell the taste everything. who the fuck fucking drinks in a fucking library? like for real. so i asked him for my money which he did give back thankfully, otherwise he would've gotten a piece of me. then at like three the upper areas of the library were closing and Geoffery, Rebecca, and me were going to leave then. just then Annie told me butt guy was downstairs sitting right across from her i didn't want to see him, but then i had to. i ended up walking almost all the way back to my dorm with Rebecca and Geoffery but then i turned around went right back to the library to stare at him like a creeper..not really. i actually did study for my chemistry lab final. ughhh i really wanna tapp that shittttt, but that's not gonna happen now is it? so i was at the library till 5:30 and i went to bed at 6 woke up at 7.
and now on to friday. like i said i woke up at seven so basically an hour of sleep, and i was leaving, and i had literally nothing packed, and didn't sell my books, and i hadn't been to the gym in three days. so i was not in a good mood. anyway i had to go to Bath and Body Works, to pick up my mom's Mother's Day gift and to Papyrus to get a card. and i had a few other things to do. i did them, went to lunch with Hanah and Rebecca and Geoffery also came. then we all went to our exam and i got out of their asap. like i couldn't deal with that shit. and so i left sold my books and began freaking the fuck out. i didn't have anything packed. all i had done was getting the posters off of my wall. and i texted Hanah, Annie, Steffany, Alec, Geoffery, and Rebecca that i was in my room and i needed help! and Hanah-bless her heart- my parents would have killed me if it weren't for her. she literally packed everything for me. and when my parents were stuck in the Holland Tunnel i did a little bhangra for Rebecca, Alejandra, and Geoffery. my parents picked me up and that's when it hit me. i really do not want to leave new york city. im in love with it, and i don't think i'll ever want to leave. i told this to Brian who was drunk at formal and he seemed to take it well.
saturday. well i slept for like twelve hours because i was sooooo sleep deprived. i saw Lisa too. and obviously i was obnoxious as ever at Barnes & Noble (what's new there?) it was nice seeing her. i hadn't seen her in forever. and then that night i went to a friends house. and you all know that i am a light weight. we were playing an intense round of vodka/orange juice pong...which i did fucking win but i thought it would be a good idea to chugg the rest. and then i had two coconut rum and orange juices. and then James told me some stuff about this bitch which you guys do not know about, and that made me sad so my friends were like petron!!! tequilla!!! so i had seven drinks but thankfully i kept eating so i didn't get sick. and i remember everything!! so it's all good.
sunday. that was Mother's Day, and i was hungover. and then Brian texted and was like "whattt your not gonna come home" or some shit like that and i didn't know what he was talking about because i was so hungover and then he clarified and i was like ohhh and i told him i didn't wanna be home and shit like that and he DID NOT take the news well. then i visited my grandmother who's at my mom's sister's house...i would say my aunt, but she's not an aunt to me. in my opinion you earn a name, aunt, sister, brother, etc.., by what you do. this woman has never done a single thing that makes her my aunt. i absolutely hate that bitch. she's a fucking motherfucker. my parents and i went out for dinner and that was fun.
monday, i slept a lot. ate a lot of junk food, like way way way way way too much and then went to the gym. and i started a 1000 piece puzzle. surprisingly my mother did not get mad at me. also my dad's family friends were like is it okay if we come on saturday or sunday and obviously my parents were like of course so that meant that on tuesday i had to clean all of my shit because on wednesday (today) the cleaning people were coming. i get these people are really important not just to my parents but in the world but still i just got home gimme a break.
tuesday. CLEANING MY SHIT! the end. and then i went to a restaurant with some friends. then when i got home cleaning some more. like a lot more and i had a shit load of fucking shit to clean. it was fucking intense. like not good. and my mom is in crazy bitch mode. so that does not help my case.
so there's my life since the last time i posted. today's post will be coming shortly.
☮ hope ♥
Sunday, March 21, 2010
this is for thursday
so i didn't update because, i was really busy. so here's what i was going to write on thursday.
so i was uber uber excited about meeting my friends crush, but then on thursday morning i got a text from Lisa. she said that she wasn't feeling well. i felt really bad, but i was really really really MAD!!! because i really wanted to meet him. so anyway, i didn't get to meet him. so now i have to wait till May...if she even lets me go. i really hope she does. i promise i won't fuck uppppp!!!
☮ hope ♥
so i was uber uber excited about meeting my friends crush, but then on thursday morning i got a text from Lisa. she said that she wasn't feeling well. i felt really bad, but i was really really really MAD!!! because i really wanted to meet him. so anyway, i didn't get to meet him. so now i have to wait till May...if she even lets me go. i really hope she does. i promise i won't fuck uppppp!!!
☮ hope ♥
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
bribery
so today around nine at night i got a text from Lisa. and she said that she was hoping that one of our mutual friends would come with us tomorrow so that way i don't cause any trouble. but you know what the worst part is, Lisa said she might not take me and needless to say i was MAD. >:(
and then she said she might change her mind about taking me. i mean seriously?!?!? i really wont fuck it up...like seriously i promise. we're literally only gonna be there for five minutes. if im able to do something in five minutes then, damn im fucking awesome!! but i really cant do anything in that short period of time.
in hopes of trying to convince her to let me go i thought the art of bribery would work. so i gave it a shot. i tried bribing her with chocolate....IT DIDN'T WORKK!!!!! how can you not bribe someone with chocolate? if someone wanted to bribe me, just hand me over some Hershey's Cookies and Cream. and then, ill almost do anything. that stuff is soo good. i absolutely love it. it's like magic in my mouth, pure amazingness, and absolute deliciousness. now i really want some of that. but then there are always those days where chocolate doesn't quite work. so i mean maybe it was just one of those days for Lisa.
anyway. i just really hope she doesn't ditch me tomorrow. i deserve to meet this guy. so hopefully i will.
☮ hope ♥
and then she said she might change her mind about taking me. i mean seriously?!?!? i really wont fuck it up...like seriously i promise. we're literally only gonna be there for five minutes. if im able to do something in five minutes then, damn im fucking awesome!! but i really cant do anything in that short period of time.
in hopes of trying to convince her to let me go i thought the art of bribery would work. so i gave it a shot. i tried bribing her with chocolate....IT DIDN'T WORKK!!!!! how can you not bribe someone with chocolate? if someone wanted to bribe me, just hand me over some Hershey's Cookies and Cream. and then, ill almost do anything. that stuff is soo good. i absolutely love it. it's like magic in my mouth, pure amazingness, and absolute deliciousness. now i really want some of that. but then there are always those days where chocolate doesn't quite work. so i mean maybe it was just one of those days for Lisa.
anyway. i just really hope she doesn't ditch me tomorrow. i deserve to meet this guy. so hopefully i will.
☮ hope ♥
Monday, March 15, 2010
Lisa....i love you
so a few days ago, i saw one of my best friends, Lisa. she likes this guy whos a bit older which i think is completely okay, except hes married. for those of you who dont know me, im a very loud sometimes obnoxious person. hence, Lisa has told me multiple times that i will never meet him or ill meet him when her mother gets to meet him (which is never), because i would say something along the lines of, "eww him?" or id just go up to him and say "Lisa loves you and talks about you all the time and wants to fuck you." anyway. when i saw Lisa she told me she might let me meet him if i kept my trap shut for a few days. being the persistent person that i am, i did. i didnt make a single comment about him, i kept this up for about two days and i wouldve gone longer if i didnt know that Lisa was joking. two days into this she asked me, "when are we hanging out next week?" and i said "you told me not to mention it!" and she said something like, you couldnt have thought i was serious and i said, "well i did! thats why i havent said shit about him. hell i havent even mentioned him." then i said im only free wednesday and thursday. thursdays are when Lisa sees this guy. and so obviously Lisa said wednesday. and i bitched at her for a good two hours if not more. i mean seriously wouldnt you too? you do something in hope for something and then end up with nothing, zilch, nada. so clearly i was mad. i told Lisa "im gonna bitch about you on my blog, except it might not be till tomorrow because im really lazy right now."
this is what i was planning on writing and i was gonna end it here. but, earlier today while i was at the mall there was an interesting turn of events.
i was sitting in panera bread eating my mediterranean veggie sandwich (omg sooooo good, if you havent tried it do yourself a favor and try it) and talking to my friend Courtney. my hot pink phone is sitting on the table and it started buzzing. and im thinking "who could this be?" i look at it and it was Lisa and she asked if i wanted to hang out with her on thursday since the guy is only gonna be around for like five mins, and according to Lisa, i "seriously cant cause trouble in five mins." and i was like "ummmm YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" i mean seriously, how could i give up this opportunity? ive been waiting for months for this. so now i get to meet this guy and guess what, its before Lisa's mother meets him. and for that matter, before some of her other close friends. i feel so awesome right now. being persistent gives wonderful things. and Lisa, i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is what i was planning on writing and i was gonna end it here. but, earlier today while i was at the mall there was an interesting turn of events.
i was sitting in panera bread eating my mediterranean veggie sandwich (omg sooooo good, if you havent tried it do yourself a favor and try it) and talking to my friend Courtney. my hot pink phone is sitting on the table and it started buzzing. and im thinking "who could this be?" i look at it and it was Lisa and she asked if i wanted to hang out with her on thursday since the guy is only gonna be around for like five mins, and according to Lisa, i "seriously cant cause trouble in five mins." and i was like "ummmm YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" i mean seriously, how could i give up this opportunity? ive been waiting for months for this. so now i get to meet this guy and guess what, its before Lisa's mother meets him. and for that matter, before some of her other close friends. i feel so awesome right now. being persistent gives wonderful things. and Lisa, i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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