bribery

so today around nine at night i got a text from Lisa. and she said that she was hoping that one of our mutual friends would come with us tomorrow so that way i don't cause any trouble. but you know what the worst part is, Lisa said she might not take me and needless to say i was MAD. >:(
and then she said she might change her mind about taking me. i mean seriously?!?!? i really wont fuck it up...like seriously i promise. we're literally only gonna be there for five minutes. if im able to do something in five minutes then, damn im fucking awesome!! but i really cant do anything in that short period of time.
in hopes of trying to convince her to let me go i thought the art of bribery would work. so i gave it a shot. i tried bribing her with chocolate....IT DIDN'T WORKK!!!!! how can you not bribe someone with chocolate? if someone wanted to bribe me, just hand me over some Hershey's Cookies and Cream. and then, ill almost do anything. that stuff is soo good. i absolutely love it. it's like magic in my mouth, pure amazingness, and absolute deliciousness. now i really want some of that. but then there are always those days where chocolate doesn't quite work. so i mean maybe it was just one of those days for Lisa.
anyway. i just really hope she doesn't ditch me tomorrow. i deserve to meet this guy. so hopefully i will.


☮ hope ♥